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The music industry falls in love with the iPad

Steve may struggle with social media, but he has the Midas touch for a medium much older than Facebook – music. The epicentre of blind Apple-fanboy faith is the popular music industry. Woe betide the poor sod who dares wander back-stage with a common Dell laptop. It was inevitable that Apple-toting/hugging musos would try to reinvent the iPad as the tool of a new generation of musicians. Guitar tab and tuner apps are popular purchases. The most expensive app is Studiotrack for a paltry $40-50. The multi-track song-writing tool is an affordable alternative to hundreds of dollars-worth of home studio product. Engadget reported that Studiotrack shatters the “creativity on rails” paradigm that irked iPad users in the past.[1] Pretty apps are no replacement for the real deal yet. Nevertheless, musos love the messy DIY feel of tapping out tracks on their own wafer-thin tablet in the back of the tour bus - especially because their toy has a picture of a fruit on the back. Steve would be proud.
Musician Damon Albarn, of Blur and Gorillaz, declared, "I hope I'll be making the first record on an iPad... I fell in love with my iPad as soon as I got it, so I've made a completely different kind of record.”[2] Damon explained the sophistication of his artist’s journey after using Korg’s iPad app:
I was just trying things out with the iELECTRIBE...pushing the buttons up and down and humming over the top…I sat on my phone at one point and it started interfering...the signal started clicking…so I looped that up and made a rhythm…and then hummed over that…then did some clapping on it..and ..yeah …Uhmm, so…I..did it on an iPad using all the music apps. I might do another one in a bit…[3]
The idea makes lovely press, so long as you play down the fact that the technology isn’t there yet. The album's final mix was crafted at the eighty year-old Abbey Road Studios. Damon’s very rough-cut of The Fall was rounded off on a twelve-core Powermac desktop light years faster than the iPad.
Korg was so impressed with Damon’s plug that the company released a Gorillaz special edition of the iElectribe app. Despite its wonderful signature skin, all three written reviews were not good. Here’s one:
We have to obtain copyright clearance to publish? Korg, you can't be serious! Real nice trick putting that info at the very bottom of the info page. Going to Apple and U.S. Consumer Protection with this one. Deceptive representation of the product, unprofessional - possibly illegal.[4]
Since The Fall, Steve finally upgraded his iPad’s OS to allow multi-tasking. No one really knows what took him so long to make such a fundamental change. Musos are now able to use a plethora of apps without busting a vein trying to juggle tools. Nevertheless, until Steve includes more than one lonely data jack in his anorexic device, the iPad’s potential to make sweet music will be hamstrung by his minimalist obsession.

[1]Miller, P. (2010, April 7) iPad apps: creativity unleashed. Engadget.com. Retrieved from:
[2] NME (2010, November 12) Damon Albarn records new Gorillaz album on an iPad.

[3] Korg.com. Retrieved from: http://korg.com/iElectribeGorillaz

Steve Jobs Versus Chelsea Isaacs

The Long Island University received a decent educational discount on a load of iPads. One of its journalism students had three questions for Apple regarding the purchase so that she could finish her assignment. The three questions have yet to be revealed; but what has been revealed all over the web is that Chelsea Isaacs felt entitled to no less than Apple’s help in writing her little paper. Of course, she received no response from Apple media relations. This should come as no surprise to a journalism student who should know that there are far bigger players than Little Miss Isaacs who meet with the same silence. On the eleventh-hour of her deadline she decided to email Steve, knowing full well, by Steve’s reputation, that if he replied, it would be both terse and newsworthy - and it was: “Our goals do not include helping you get a good grade. Sorry.” Then later, “Please leave us alone.”[1] It was probably not the smartest thing for Steve to type out to a proto-celebrity like Chelsea.
Within twenty-four hours, her pouting pretty face was all over the news. She got her fifteen minutes (perhaps it was less) on ABC's Good Morning America Young Chelsea played the victim in front of the cameras, with a generous helping of purring and cleavage.[2] Then her career really took off. With the help of her buddy and his camera, she did a YouTube video on an iRobot press event in New York. She received a warm welcome from the hall packed with geeks who enjoyed her adorably clueless purring questions, her high boots, and her other assets. Her piece de resistance occurred when Chelsea mispronounced iRobot CEO Colin Angle’s name. She pronounced ‘Colin’ like ‘colon’.  Microsoft invited her to the Windows 7 launch in New York under the pretence that she had “won” the opportunity through a competition.  At the event, Chelsea declared that she is “still going to look at things objectively... I have very strict values." She sounds just like a real grown-up journalist. In the next breath, she fumbled the ethical ball, "I wouldn't be comfortable giving [Apple] a dime."[3] She was seen at the event using her Macbook.

TechCrunch did a background check and found she had written a glowing review of herself on Wikibin – a website where Wikipedia entries go to die: “The most desirable hand model in the United States and Canada” – thirteen years ago "...an electric presence with an extremely evolved sense of the human psyche... a Renaissance Woman". After TechCrunch found the Wikibin listing, the entry attracted thirty very creative derisory comments, including this gem:
Chelsea,

We here at Yapple computers in California can't stand yammering yentas. My public relations people are all too busy watching the company stock price to actually do any work. Those who aren't watching the the stock price, eyes fixed to monitor, are out buying BMW's, Botox, boob jobs, or contimplating giving money to poor mexican villages in the hopes that only the good ones come to California to work for less than minimum wage cutting lawns and cleaning thier homes. [4]


So please Chelsea (or Yammering Yenta), leave us alone....

Steve
To celebrate her entitled stardom, Chelsea did so much clubbing that she scored a job writing a nightlife column for newyork.com. Early one bleary morning, a hung-over Chelsea uploaded a video diary entry to her Facebook account. She flirts with her imagined geek fans, plays with her hair, and lectures about society and ethics. "People are taught that they are smaller than The Man… you should feel entitled to getting what you want," she slurs wantonly.
Chelsea can’t complain too loudly considering she still got a B/B+ on her paper.
Why dedicate so much page space with this flake? There is a need to illustrate that Steve’s customers are a reflection of his own entitled misbehaviour. The spoilt and deluded customer culture of Apple is a mirror of the brat who resides in the company’s head office.
No other CEO is so personally engaged in the building of his company’s product. He has laid out some lovely toys in the market for us. Steve doesn’t hold a gun to our head and make us pay the inflated price tag. There are always cheaper, and sometimes better, options for us to choose if we don’t want to pay for the apple mystique; but people line up to buy Apple anyway. Their hope is that these products will somehow enrich their lives and social standing. The downside to customers putting a company on a pedestal is that it’s a long way to fall when the customer turns on you. For example,
The MacBook Air received a mixed response after some fans — who were hoping for a touchscreen-enabled tablet PC — deemed the slim-but-pricey subnotebook insufficiently revolutionary. Fans have a nickname for the aftermath of a disappointing event: post-Macworld depression.[5]
Just as Steve switches opinion of his acolytes from zero to hero and back again, so too do his customers swing in their regard of him. Some of these customers are entitled brats who love to abuse the free press for their own gain.

[1] Walsh, S. (2010, September 29) Steve Jobs' 'frenemy' strikes back. CNN Tech. Retrieved from http://articles.cnn.com/2010-09-29/tech/steve.jobs.frenemy_1_e-mail-address-customer-tech-media?_s=PM:TECH

[2] abcnews.go.com. (2010, September 21) Steve Jobs to Student: 'Leave Us Alone' [Video file]. Retrieved from http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/steve-jobs-student-chelsea-isaacs-leave-us-alone-11688144)

[3] Fried, I (2010, October 13) Student in Jobs spat sours on Apple, not journalism. [Blog]. From Beyond Binary. cnet.com. Retrieved from http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-20019467-56.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=statusnet

[4] Wikibin (2010) Chelsea Isaacs. Retrieved from http://wikibin.org/articles/chelsea-isaacs.html

[5] Kahney, L. (2008, March 18) How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong. Wired Magazine.

Steve Jobs Plays With Semantics

Closed is such a negative word. Steve decided to play with semantics during an Apple earnings call under the hot lights of Wall Street analysts in October, 2010. He doesn’t usually speak at these things. However, he made an exception this time so the Wall Street guys could feel the power of The Reality Distortion Field.

"Google loves to characterize Android as open, and iPhone as closed. We find this a bit disingenuous and clouding the real difference between our two approaches. We think the open versus closed argument is just a smokescreen to try and hide the real issue, which is, what's best for the customer, fragmented versus integrated? We think Android is very, very fragmented and becoming more fragmented by the day... Open doesn't always win."[1]
Why is that so, Steve? Can we have an example? True to form, Steve is all tell and no show. Once again, everyone from Huffington Post to Washington Post shook their collective heads and watched The Reality Distortion Field fade before their eyes.

[1] Keizer, G. (2010, October 19) Steve Jobs talks trash about Google's Android, knocks tiny tablets. Computerworld. Retrieved from http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9191782/Steve_Jobs_talks_trash_about_Google_s_Android_knocks_tiny_tablets

Revenge of the Nerds

  Google Engineering VP & allround nice guy Vic Gundotra
A war was brewing and Android was getting a little cocky about their free-for-all advantage. Andy and his Google buddies decided “no more Mister Nice Guy”. During the Google Input/output keynote in May, 2010 VP of engineering Vic Gundotra decided to get tough on Apple. Look out, Steve. Vic sashays onto the stage wearing a lovely sweater and neat haircut looking like the nice affluent guy your daughter should bring home, but never does.  “I hope you enjoyed that party last night” he says with a grin that implies safe, suburban mischief (I am thinking cucumber sandwiches and punch). Then he begins telling a story about Andy’s prophecy of a future without Android, "He argued that if Google did not act, we faced a Draconian future, a future where one man, one company, one device, one carrier would be our only choice." There was applause; but not the rabid jubilation that Steve enjoys during his tirades. “That’s… a future… we don’t want,” Vic declares in his best big-boy voice. 

"You need people like me so you can
point your fingers and say 'hey
there's the bad guy!'" - Scarface
Behind him, an illustration attempts to throw Steve’s 1984 commercial back in his face. The graphic uses rather vague imagery of some slacker kid overlooking a bleak metropolis. It seems hastily thrown together from Google’s stock image library. Vic’s cute idea is to portray his company as revolutionaries at war with Big Brother. Of course, the Big Brother he is referring to is Steve – the same man who used this style of marketing melodrama with much more finesse than Vic the Volvo-driver did. Very few in the press were impressed, especially not Kara Swisher of The Wall Street Journal,
“Note to Google: A scary search behemoth with a stranglehold on Internet advertising isn’t really believable as a victim of “The Man”–in this case, Apple CEO Steve Jobs.”[1]
Vic went on to make his only valid point, “If you believe in openness, if you believe in choice, if you believe in innovation from everyone, then welcome to Android.”

[1] Swisher, K. (2010, May 21) Viral Video: Google’s Laughable–But Not So Funny–Apple Tantrum. BoomTown. All Things Digital. Retrieved from http://kara.allthingsd.com/20100521/viral-video-googles-laughable-but-not-funny-apple-tantrum/

A Word From The Woz about Android


Android will have double Apple’s share of a trillion-dollar industry by 2014.  Over 208 million tablets will be sold by then, and social networking will replace email as our choice method of saying hi to Mom online. These are the predictions of The Gartner Group.[1] They have been providing technology related market insight since the beginning of the PC revolution. These are serious figures, over which serious men in serious suits salivate. 

Wandering into this debate is big cuddly Woz, Apple employee #1. Every young engineer looks up to Woz as the uber-geek who invented the PC. Steve fired an over-zealous Apple test engineer for showing Woz an iPad prototype for only a few minutes.[2] He has always played good cop to Steve’s bad cop. Woz is a nice guy, and he doesn’t mind telling you that ad nausem. One of most beautiful stories from the early days occurred when Woz shared his Apple stock among the employees who were neglected by Steve. In the Silicon Valley culture of mercenary ambitions, Woz has been called “uniquely un-driven” by veteran columnist and political analyst, Stewart Alsop.[3] Dan Lyons (AKA Fake Steve Jobs) described Woz as “the nicest, coolest guy you could ever meet”.[4] 
Woz is one of Steve’s many PR nightmares. He just makes Steve look downright bad. Even his stainless steel business card is more famous and way cooler (!) than Steve’s card. Steve can’t control what Woz says to his legion of acolytes. If he ever did try to put a muzzle on Woz, it would only make Steve look worse. The tech press awaits with bated breath for any word from the Woz that he has doubts about an Apple product. Woz set off a storm of gossip after stating in an interview with Dutch paper De Telegraaf (translated by Google, mmm) that Android will beat Apple just like Windows beat the Mac. Woz said the key in both battles is open versus closed.[5]

[2] Wozniak, S. (2010, April 24) Steve Wozniak On Apple Security, Employee Termination, and Gray Powell. Gizmodo.com  Retrieved from http://gizmodo.com/5523673/steve-wozniak-on-apple-security-employee-termination-and-gray-powell?skyline=true&s=i

[3] Wolf, G. (1998, September) The World According to Woz: Start up. Drop out. Have fun. Pass it on. Wired Magazine.

[4] Lyons, D. (2009, March 7) Dancing With the Woz. Newsweek. 

[5] Monterie, A. (2010, November, 18) ‘Apple maakte al eerder een smartphone’. De Telegraaf. Retrieved from http://www.telegraaf.nl/digitaal/8250271/__Besturingssysteem_Google_wint_race_om_smartphones__.html?p=3,2

Steve Jobs Learns That Content Is King ...again

Mobile app developers don’t like Steve's tightly controlled software fiefdom. Firstly, they need to buy a Mac to write an app for an iPhone or iPad. Steve had a philosophical spat with Adobe Flash, so developers can't use one of the most delicious carb-loaded ingredients in their programming soup. Steve has put restrictions on “sexy apps" in a noble gesture of preserving the good taste of Apple Inc. - thereby wiping out the most popular thing people want to see. “Folks who want porn can buy an Android,” Steve emailed one unhappy customer[1] (and I did). Mister Highbrow is fickle about what he lets people install on his toys. Mark Fiore’s political cartoon app was rejected for ridiculing public figures, and then it was suddenly approved after he won a Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning.[2]
 
Hungry developers who want to make apps can either dine at Steve’s exclusive five-star restaurant for US$100-300 registration fee, or pig-out at Android Andy’s all-you-can-eat buffet chain for only US$25. 

The end user is presented with a similar choice. Any app worth downloading on an iPad/Phone costs something. For example, iPad DJ, Rana June Sobhany, got bored waiting in line for her iPad so she began buying apps on her iPhone. By the time the store opened six hours later, she had bought $200 worth of music apps.[3] On the other hand, there is a bottomless pit of useful free apps available on Android. 

Have you heard this one?  “An Android user walks into a bar then leaves because the beer isn't free.” – tweeted by iMacthere4iAm.


[1] Siegler, M.G. (2010, April 19) Steve Jobs Reiterates: “Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone”. TechCrunch. Retrieved from http://techcrunch.com/2010/04/19/steve-jobs-android-porn/

[2] Stelter, B. (2010, April 25) Apple Allows a Cartoon App, and a Glimpse of Free Speech. New York Times.

[3] Mashable (2010, April 22) Interview with Rana June [video file]. Retrieved from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsNCk9gbRs

Cargo Cult of Mac


The long queues of people waiting to buy an iPad is reminds one of the Pacific Island cargo cults. These are the last people on Earth to whom money is just bits of paper. What they value above all is Western cargo. Both the cargo cults and the Cult of Mac believe in the divine nature of manufactured goods. Each cult believes that goods have been created by their god especially for them. It doesn’t matter if the object is a crate of corned beef dropped by the U.N or an iPhone ordered online, these things represent both the salvation and trappings of the first world. 

There is a John Frum Movement in one of these islands ,which some suspect was named after a man called John from America. They worship American objects. The Islanders build coconut radios, which become totems of power in their village. 

The Prince Phillip Movement of Tanna is a cargo cult that genuinely believes Queen Elizabeth II’s husband is a mountain spirit will one day bestow upon their village a cargo of miraculous goods from the sky. Like Steve, Phillip does nothing to shatter their delusion. 

Cargo cultists are ignorant of modern factories. They are no different than Apple customers who don't know (or don't want to know) that many Chinese factory workers who build those lovely iPhone screens suffer permanent nerve damage from n-hexane poisoning.[1] Cargo cultists are skeptical when someone tries to explain modern business practices behind the scenes. They maintain that cargo is a miracle and mark themselves with the magical logos of civilized nations in homage to their god. This is not very different to the popular practice of Apple tattoo and the occasional scarification (left pic). The islanders build mock airstrips in case their god returns in their flying machine with more shiny objects. A similar ritual is the queue of MacHeads camping outside Apple stores. 

Mike Daisey was a member of the Cult of Mac until he found out how his iPhone was manufactured and his illusions were shattered. He took his story on the road as successful monologue in the tradition of Spalding Gray. The cherubic monologist reminds one of a lost little boy grown angry that Santa Claus turned out to be a myth. New York Times calls him as “one of the hardest-working and most accomplished storytellers in the solo form”.[2] Washington Post describes his show as, “a blisteringly funny, icily penetrating account of the extraordinary influence and not-so-benign impact the man and his company have had on the world”.[3]  Exploring “The Last Cargo Cult” comprises the first half of Mike’s act, followed by the "Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs." Mike claims Steve as “not a micro-manager, he’s a nano-manager.” He researched these two stories by traveling to the Pacific Islands and the factories of China. In Shenzhen, he posed as a businessman to gain access to the workers. Both halves of his act dovetail into a whole that says something darkly humorous about our consumer culture.

Mike explained why Apple fell from his favor during an interview with Andrew Keen of TechCrunch.[4]

“Are you excited about the appearance of the new white iPhone 4?”

“No,” Mike chuckles from deep inside his generous girth as Andrew maintains his deadly earnest demeanor. ”Having spent time in Shenzhen, in factories, watching the circumstances under which the devices are made there’s something, sort of the height of hubris to think that (chuckles again) the significance of Apple being able to make an iPhone that is now white, but otherwise exactly identical to the old iPhone. …I own an iPhone and when I use it, I am reminded of the children who put the device together. …I spoke to many workers who were fourteen years-old, thirteen years-old, and twelve years-old. I heard stories to last a lifetime …the devices are lovely and they have a very real cost.”

Andrew: “Does it have to be that way?”

“No. The standard belief that we’re all inculcated with is that if we don’t use cheap, cheap labor in China, our devices would be so hideously expensive. …China should be acknowledged is a fascist country run by thugs. The special economic zone that was carved out in the south, where corporations were invited to participate, those corporations, which were OUR corporations wrote their own rules for how labor would work there. …Many of the changes that could happen have nothing to do with money …while I was there at Foxconn, a worker died after working a 32-hour shift. …the entire system in Shenzhen that makes our devices is deeply inhumane. It is designed for using up the workers for everything they have and throwing them away. …I spoke to many people who have mauled hands, mauled in machinery making not just Apple devices, but Nokia, Lenovo, everyone makes their technology the same way”

The final note is very good point. Why does Steve cop all the bad press when his competitors use similar factories? Perhaps it’s for the same reason that we decried the Nike sweatshops rather than Dunlop sweatshops – both probably exist side-by-side in the same third-world town. However, unlike Nokia and Dunlop, Apple and Nike tack on a hefty desire mark-up into their price tag. Therefore, these desirous products represent two ancient sins that continue to grate on our conscience even in our modern consumer culture – greed and vanity. Our Christian guilt shifts into overdrive.

At the end of the show Mike gives out Steve’s email address to the audience. During an Washington Post interview he said, “The only reason to speak the truth is to try and change the world." Steve believes in the same creed, for very different reasons. Mike quotes Steve’s only reaction to his show, “I don’t think he appreciates the complexity of the situation.”Washington Post poses the question, “What if, for example, people were to stop upgrading their stuff for a while?”[5]


Mike alludes to Steve’s need to drive our desires: “If you control the metaphor through which people see the world in technology today, you control the world itself”.


[1] Barboza, D. (2011, February 22) Workers Sickened At Apple Supplier In China. New York Times.

[2] Zinoman, J. (2007, January 21) The Need to Think Onstage Is Driving Mr. Daisey. New York Times.

[3] Marks, P. (2011, March 30) The Agony and Ecstasy of Steve Jobs. Washington Post.

  
[5] Horwitz, J. (2011, March 23) Mike Daisey discovers the worm in Apple. Washington Post.

Tablet Size Matters

It wasn’t long before Android was saying “me too” in the tablet market that Steve created; but a seven-inch screen to compete with Steve’s 9.7? This should have been a no-brainer for the competition. Android’s task was to simply copy the iPad idea and make it cheaper, and maybe a little bigger, not smaller. If the tablet market were a locker room, Steve would be the envy of his lesser-endowed team-mates. He thoroughly enjoyed his rival’s myopia. He cheerily informed the world that the seven-inch tablet was “dead on arrival”.[1]
Steve probably shouldn't have baited the boys in the locker room. It wouldn't be long before his laptop-killer would be toe-to-toe with a laptop-killer-killer filled with (mostly free) killer apps built for Android  - the iOS-killer.


The first iPhone-killer took as long as two years to come out fighting from the labs of Motorola – the same company who built the CPUs for the original Macs. When the iPad appeared, Motorola was quicker off the mark to play catch up than before. Within nine months of the iPad's rollout, the Android-loaded Motorola Xoom swaggered into the market like John Holmes with a 10.1 inch screen. It came in four colours rather than two, featured better picture resolution, and supported Flash. Of course it was a little heavier because it had more stuff: a microSD slot for 32gig card, a USB port, a barometer and even a magnetometer (a scientific instrument used to measure the strength and direction of a magnetic field - don’t ask). Unlike it's more glamorous competitor, a future upgrade to the faster 4G system is free. The Xoom is a hell of a lot easier to disassemble and repair according to teardown expert, Miroslav Djuric - director of tech comm at ifixit.com (a website which enjoys even more traffic than PC Advisor).[2]


Not that anyone noticed, but Xoom stole Steve's thunder two months before the less impressive second-gen iPad made its grande entrance. At the latter's launch, Steve made a surprise (not really) appearance on stage to assure the world that he's not at death's door. Watching him describe the iPad 2 was like watching a Burger King commercial. The Burger King voice-over never says a burger includes a slice of cheese; rather, it's a select choice filament of perfectly matured chedder. Likewise, each banal ingredient in Steve's sugar-loaded product is presented as a bonus - as if he's doing you a great big friggin’ favour to include it in the package. He went to great lengths to show how skinny his tablet really is by demonstrating that it’s thinner than his iPhone by half a millimeter - wow. If only he would include a set of the standard substandard 32 ohm Apple ear buds.


This author was at the Sydney Apple Store during the iPad 2 release. The staff cheerily declared that they refused take orders for the wonder-pad because they love to see the line-up on release day. The line continued around three corners of the block. One guy, who camped out for a couple of days near the door, already had an iPad 2. He just enjoyed the Apple queue. Half the horde would not receive their object of desire. Total stock sold out within an hour. It could be argued that Apple deliberately chose not to meet projected demand as a ploy to increase demand to ravenous levels. Apple and their customers share a sadomasochistic relationship. Apple likes to tease their customers by dangling sweets above their customer’s heads. After generating enough salivation, they snatch the precious lollies away. "Apple Store staff… have been instructed to tell people to just keep coming back and there'll be stock soon, with no indication of when. No other retailer would treat its customers' time with such disrespect", Reported MacHead and Sydney Morning Herald reporter, Asher Moses.[3] Later, Asher tweeted furiously, “Anyone found any stock of iPad 2 left? “ and later, “Apple says there is still iPad 2 stock available in Aus. Where? “. Apple customers love this game. They like that Daddy puts them in their place. Apple's endgame is to boost desire, and therefore profits. Meanwhile, back at the queue, an everyman walks past the true believers. In the time it took him to reach the end of the line, he orders a Xoom on the net using his Android smartphone – free delivery in two days.


[1] Chen, B.X. (2010, October 19) Steve Jobs: 7-Inch Tablets are ‘Dead On Arrival’ [Blog] Gadget labs. Wired UK.

[2] Ifixit.com (2011) Mororola Xoom Teardown. Retrieved from http://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/Motorola-Xoom-Teardown/4989/1

[3] Moses, A. (2011, March 29) Apple fans livid as iPad 2 sells out. Sydney Morning Herald.

Steve Jobs and Rupert Murdoch


Steve felt that print journalism needs a rescue. He nominated himself as the saviour of the editorial, just as he did with the music industry. Steve’s favourite daily, The New York Times, was one of the first to get with the program.  After 160 years in print and 104 Pulitzers, it’s quite a futureshock to see The NY Times lit up by 1024x768 oleophobic-coated iPad screen. At the All Things Digital Conference Steve laid out his plan to deliver pulp news from the jaws of death:

I don’t want to see us descend into a nation of bloggers myself. I think we need editorial more than ever. What we have to do is figure out a way to get people to start paying for this hard-earned content… Price it aggressively and go for volume.[1]

During the AllThingsD video stream of the event, there is an amusing Wall Street Journal commercial showing row after row of iPads printing off in a factory just like a newspaper. Steve’s wingman at the gig was News Corporation CEO Rupert Murdoch. The old news baron commented on how lovely it is that both the creators of content and technology are "finally getting along."[2]  Rupert is in love with the iPad. During interviews on his network, he interrupts journalists to talk about this “beautiful, beautiful device”, and how he loves “playing with it”. He is on the edge of his seat with excitement about making apps for “the new laptop”. Rupert says “apps” like an old man in a nursing home talks about some new-fangled thing called the internet. His second favorite product-placement is Steve. Interviewers can’t get a word in edgewise as Rupert excitedly hypes Steve as “the best CEO in America” to whom he has “unlimited admiration” because he “makes beautiful products”, and has “such incredible focus and such power inspiring people around him”.[3] Rupert even credits Steve with inventing the laptop! It seems the old man has been exposed to the fatal charm of The Reality Distortion Field.

Seducing Rupert is a perfect example of the depth of Steve’s charisma. They are two very different men. The 79-year-old Rupert is a Citizen Kane-brand of tycoon from a bygone era. He has accessorized himself with the obligatory trophy wife, Wendi Deng - a chaser of both green cards and green currency. She is a decade younger than Rupert’s first born.  Australian by birth, he became an American citizen out of a bureaucratic convenience so that he could legally monopolize the news media. Rupert is patriotic only to the almighty dollar; whereas, Steve is the valiant, romantic, American patriot. He is actually in love with his age-appropriate wife. Despite their personality differences, the business of the iPad has brought them together to break bread.

Both men have decided there will be no more free news on the net. If you want the full story, buy the app and pay the fee. Steve and Rupert are mapping out a future where people will no longer be able to write a blog like this one without actually paying for the scores of articles that have been referenced. Good luck, Steve and Rupert. Very few people want to pay for online news. This is not opinion, this is the conclusion made by Harris Interactive, one of the world’s leading custom market research firms.[4] Asking us to pay for information we have enjoyed free of charge for so long may be a little too cheeky. The average person will shrug their shoulders indifferently and decide to read a blog instead. Steve’s chivalrous gesture to save us from a “nation of bloggers” may become a self-fulfilling prophecy.

[1] Paczkowski, J. (2010, June 1) Apple CEO Steve Jobs Live at D8: All We Want to Do is Make Better Products. All Things Digital. Retrieved from  http://d8.allthingsd.com/20100601/steve-jobs-session/

[2] Dybwad, B. (2010, June 2) Steve Jobs at D8 on Flash, iPad and the post-PC era. Cnn.com. Retrieved from http://articles.cnn.com/2010-06-02/tech/mashable.jobs.d8_1_ipad-iphone-flash?_s=PM:TECH

[3] Sydney Morning Herald (2010, June 3) Murdoch hails Apple's Jobs as top US CEO.
 
[4] Harris Interactive (2010, January 13)  Just Two in Five Americans Read a Newspaper Almost Every Day. Retrieved from http://www.harrisinteractive.com/vault/Harris_Interactive_Poll_Media_Newspaper_Readers_2010_01.pdf

Laptop killer

During the 2007 AllThingsD, both Bill Gates and Steve were interviewed by Walt Mossberg and Kara Swisher from The Wall Street Journal. Kara asks Bill about the future of computing:

Kara: What does that device look like in five years? What would be your principal device? Is there one or… 

Walt: I could be wrong, I think you carry a tablet with you, right? 

Bill: Right. 

Walt: Which has not necessarily stormed the world yet. 

Bill: Yeah. This is like Windows 1992, I think. That is, I’m unrepentant on my belief.”

Steve fidgets and swings his chair restlessly. Occasionally a Mona Lisa grin appears as if he is bursting with something to say; but keeps quiet.

Walt: What’s your device in five years that you rely on the most. 

Bill: I don’t think you’ll have one device. I think you’ll have a full-screen device that you can carry around and you’ll do dramatically more reading off of that. 

Kara: Light. 

Bill: Yeah. I mean, I believe in the tablet form factor…

Bill is an open book. He expands on this tablet idea. Steve keeps quiet despite himself. What is he hiding? 

Bill: Yeah, I’d say it’s a healthy period… we’ll look back at this as one of the great periods of invention.

Finally, Steve interjects. He can’t keep quiet anymore. 

Steve: I think so, too. There’s a lot of things that are risky right now, which is always a good sign, you know, and you can see through them, you can see to the other side and go, yes, this could be huge, but there’s a period of risk that, you know, nobody’s ever done it before. 

Kara: Do you have an example? 

Steve: I do, but I can’t say. 

Kara: OK. 

Steve: But I can say, when you feel like that, that’s a great thing. 

Kara: Right. 

Steve: That’s what keeps you coming to work in the morning and it tells you there’s something exciting around the next corner.[1]

Three years later, Steve unveiled his iPad – a tablet that exceeded even Bill’s expectations. It was basically a big iPhone that can’t make calls. New Yorkers would recognise it as the same touchscreen tablet that cab drivers have been using for years – only this was has a picture of an apple on the back, but no USB jack.
At All ThingsD, three years later, Steve confided to Kara and Walt,
I’ll tell you a secret. It began with the tablet. I had this idea about having a glass display, a multi-touch display you could type on with your fingers. I asked our people about it, and six months later, they came back with this amazing display, and I gave it to one of our really brilliant UI guys. He got [the rubber band] scrolling working and some other things, and I thought, ‘my God, we can build a phone with this!’ So we put the tablet aside, and we went to work on the iPhone.”[2]
One r/evolution at a time, huh, Steve?
However, that’s not the whole story of the iPad’s genesis:

Another former Apple executive who was there at the time said the tablets kept getting shelved at Apple because Mr. Jobs, whose incisive critiques are often memorable, asked, in essence, what they were good for besides surfing the Web in the bathroom.[3]

The day after the AllThingsD conference, “Post PC Era” was the headline story on all the tech news sites that mattered: Mashable, cNet, InformationWeek, Wired, PC Mag, and CNN. Walt from Wall Street Journal called the iPad a “pretty close” laptop killer.[4] Michael Arrington of TechCrunch said, "The iPad beats even my most optimistic expectations. This is a new category of device. But it also will replace laptops for many people.”[5] Steven Levy from Wired wrote, “The iPad is the first embodiment of an entirely new category, one that Jobs hopes will write the obituary for the computing paradigm that Apple itself helped develop”.[6]
The iPad's most creative review came, not from a tech head, but from someone Steve would prefer to impress, the architecture and design editor of The Guardian, Jonathan Glancey:

…I can only say that the universally-hyped iPad looks very much like a giant iPhone.

....Computer and communication buffs will have to tell us how well the iPad performs. If it works as well as it probably does, then it will sell like hot cakes – raising the perennially fascinating issue of why so very many people, worldwide, otherwise oblivious to such coolly sophisticated design, will fork out good money for Apple's latest gizmo. Because it's a gizmo is the most probable answer. Would a Jonathan Ive or Dieter Rams style house, or pad I should say, sell as well? I very much doubt it.

...Meanwhile, expect to read – many times over – of how Steve Jobs really did look like a contemporary Moses at the product launch, coming down from Apple's very own Mt Horeb with what many computer pundits said would be called the iTablet. The iPad will do many things, yet I doubt if it will allow users to talk to burning bushes or strike water from a rock. With the hype surrounding this coolly sophisticated gizmo, you might expect nothing less.[7]

The following month, Apple finally surpassed Microsoft as the world’s largest technology company.[8]

For so long Moore’s Law dictated that everything IT gets faster and cheaper with each new upgrade. This was always great news for customers. Unfortunately, all this great value was bad news for profiteers like Apple whose business model depends upon bad value. Steve’s greatest unacknowledged achievement was defying Moore’s Law. This was not meant to happen for another decade.[9] The gimmick he needed was the iPad’s wafer thin touchscreen. Legions of customers found that molesting an oleophobic screen was so seductive that they were happy to let their infinitely more powerful laptops gather dust as they take a massive step backward in mobile computing.
For thirty bucks less, one could easily purchase a Lenovo (IBM) Core i5 laptop. It’s six inches bigger than iPad’s screen. It has a three times faster CPU than iPad. It has an eight times bigger hard drive than even the largest iPad. Not to mention, the laptop has HDMI, and it burns DVDs. Better value, huh? Sorry, but value just doesn’t get a customer’s juices flowing like caressing a cool Gorilla Glass surface that reacts to your every touch.

[1]Israelson, A. (2007, May 31) TRANSCRIPT–Bill Gates and Steve Jobs at D5. d5.allthingsd.com. Retrieved from http://d5.allthingsd.com/20070531/d5-gates-jobs-transcript/

[2] Paczkowski, J. (2010, June 1) Apple CEO Steve Jobs Live at D8: All We Want to Do is Make Better Products. All Things Digital. Retrieved from  http://d8.allthingsd.com/20100601/steve-jobs-session/

[3] Stone, B. & Vance, A. (2009, October 4) Just a Touch Away, the Elusive Tablet PC. New York Times.

[4] Mossberg, W. (2010, March 31) Apple iPad Review: Laptop Killer? Pretty Close. Wall Street Journal.

[5] Arrington, M. (2010, April 2) The Unauthorised TechCrunch iPad review. TechCrunch.com. Retrieved from http://techcrunch.com/2010/04/02/the-unauthorized-techcrunch-ipad-review/

[6]Kahney, L. (2010, March 22) How The Tablet Will change The World. Wired Magazine. Retrieved from http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/03/ff_tablet_levy

[7]The Guardian. (2010, January 27) The Apple iPad: reactions

[8]Tweney, D. (2010, May 26) Apple Passes Microsoft as World’s Largest Tech Company. Wired Magazine. Retrieved from http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/05/apple-passes-microsoft/

[9] Kanellos, M. (2005, April 19) New Life for Moore’s Law. Cnet.com. retrieved from: http://news.cnet.com/New-life-for-Moores-Law/2009-1006_3-5672485.html