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A Word From The Woz about Android


Android will have double Apple’s share of a trillion-dollar industry by 2014.  Over 208 million tablets will be sold by then, and social networking will replace email as our choice method of saying hi to Mom online. These are the predictions of The Gartner Group.[1] They have been providing technology related market insight since the beginning of the PC revolution. These are serious figures, over which serious men in serious suits salivate. 

Wandering into this debate is big cuddly Woz, Apple employee #1. Every young engineer looks up to Woz as the uber-geek who invented the PC. Steve fired an over-zealous Apple test engineer for showing Woz an iPad prototype for only a few minutes.[2] He has always played good cop to Steve’s bad cop. Woz is a nice guy, and he doesn’t mind telling you that ad nausem. One of most beautiful stories from the early days occurred when Woz shared his Apple stock among the employees who were neglected by Steve. In the Silicon Valley culture of mercenary ambitions, Woz has been called “uniquely un-driven” by veteran columnist and political analyst, Stewart Alsop.[3] Dan Lyons (AKA Fake Steve Jobs) described Woz as “the nicest, coolest guy you could ever meet”.[4] 
Woz is one of Steve’s many PR nightmares. He just makes Steve look downright bad. Even his stainless steel business card is more famous and way cooler (!) than Steve’s card. Steve can’t control what Woz says to his legion of acolytes. If he ever did try to put a muzzle on Woz, it would only make Steve look worse. The tech press awaits with bated breath for any word from the Woz that he has doubts about an Apple product. Woz set off a storm of gossip after stating in an interview with Dutch paper De Telegraaf (translated by Google, mmm) that Android will beat Apple just like Windows beat the Mac. Woz said the key in both battles is open versus closed.[5]

[2] Wozniak, S. (2010, April 24) Steve Wozniak On Apple Security, Employee Termination, and Gray Powell. Gizmodo.com  Retrieved from http://gizmodo.com/5523673/steve-wozniak-on-apple-security-employee-termination-and-gray-powell?skyline=true&s=i

[3] Wolf, G. (1998, September) The World According to Woz: Start up. Drop out. Have fun. Pass it on. Wired Magazine.

[4] Lyons, D. (2009, March 7) Dancing With the Woz. Newsweek. 

[5] Monterie, A. (2010, November, 18) ‘Apple maakte al eerder een smartphone’. De Telegraaf. Retrieved from http://www.telegraaf.nl/digitaal/8250271/__Besturingssysteem_Google_wint_race_om_smartphones__.html?p=3,2

The lost iPhone prototype

Steve could hear the thunder of a thousand Androids approaching in the distance. He remembers how he lost control of his Mac to an army of Windows-loaded copycats. Steve’s fatal flaw, his "urgency to control his immediate environment" reared its ugly head again. After his brush with death, Steve doesn’t have the energy anymore to continue pretending that he is a changed man since returning to his throne at Cupertino.
Steve had heard that Gray, one of his engineers, had left his iPhone 4 prototype at a The Gourmet Haus Staudt German beer garden, only half an hour's drive from work. He was celebrating his 27th birthday. Steve immediately rallied Apple's Worldwide Loyalty Team - or Steve's Gestapo, as his staff calls them.  If there's a leak, the team will lockdown the Apple campus, hunt down the traitor, and escort him out of the building. They are the last line of defence against losing control of the product news cycle.
So, what happened to the iPhone 4 prototype? Brian, a twenty-one year-old community volunteer found the unusual looking iPhone at the beer garden and called the Apple Help Centre to hand it in. He got no help from the help centre. Apparently they didn’t take him seriously. Brian was surprised at Apple's lack of interest. After trying in vain to do the right thing, who can blame him for deciding to sell the curiosity to the guys at Gizmodo? They love to check out new technology and talk about it on their site. Apple contacted Gizmodo and asked for the phone back. The Gizmodo Editor replied (paraphrased), "Yeah sure. Our guy, Jason, has it. Here's his address." Jason and his wife arrived home from a dinner date late one night and found the front door was smashed in by R.E.A.C.T (Rapid Enforcement Allied Computer Team) - Steve's S.W.A.T. Their mission is the "apprehension of the professional organizers of large-scale criminal activities".[1] Jason was searched for weapons and all of his computer equipment was confiscated. The warrant was found to be illegal and Gizmodo published the whole saga on their site as it happened.[2] The melodrama became so famous that it spawned one of the top ten words of 2010 in the urban dictionary: 

Protohype: The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go. Gizmodo's finding of that Apple iPhone 4G months before it’s released is clearly a case of protohype.[3]

 Urban Dictionary’s comment begs the question that Leander Kahney of Wired asks,
If Jobs was setting a canary trap, why would he need to sue the outlets of his misinformation? If it were a trap, the publication of any information he'd planted would be all he needed. Going on to sue the publications is an unnecessary step. (Unless he were trying to cover up the canary trap -- but this is too devious even for a spy novel).[4]
A picture begins to resolve of a man whose paranoia runs deeper than is defensible.
The picture got uglier when others rushed to Gray's defence. Woz got involved - which is always bad news for Steve. The cuddly old bear of Silicon Valley talked with Gizmodo at length about the evil shenanigans of his old friend. Gizmodo photographed Woz guzzling a cold one whilst wearing a t-shirt that declared "I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was this lousy iPhone prototype". In the same week, Lufthansa Airlines showed their support for Gray by rewarding him a free business class flight to the Munich to sample as much German beer as he can handle. When Andy was asked by New York Times how he would feel if an Android phone prototype got lost at a bar, he quipped, “I’d be happy if that happened and someone wrote about it …With openness comes less secrets.”[5] Sure, Andy.
When a prototype gets lost in China, however, the situation has much more dire consequences. Chinese iPhone factory clerk, Sun Danyong lost an iPhone a year before Gray's faux pas. For Sun there were no free flights, no amusing interviews with Gizmodo, nor did he get a hug from Woz. The twenty-five year-old was searched and beaten up in his own home by senior officials of his employer, Foxconn - who was contracted to build the phone. Sun grew up on a farm where survival is a daily struggle. He worked hard to climb his way out of poverty and managed to graduate from university only a year ago. Losing the iPhone was too much to bear. F. Scott Fitzgerald  wrote that the soul is at its lowest ebb around three am. That's the time Sun chose to jump from the twelfth floor of his unit block. Steve’s obsession with secrecy may be amusing in the West; but further down the supply chain, as it crosses into the East, his secrecy mutates into something uglier. Forbes Magazine  wondered if Steve’s corporate secrets are worth human lives.[6] How embarrassing for him.

[1] Retrieved from: http://www.reacttf.org

[2] Gizmodo. (2010, April 27) Police Seize Jason Chen’s Computers. Retrieved from: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/04/police-seize-jason-chens-computers/

[4] Kahney, L. (2007, June 3) Steve Jobs, Spymaster. Wired Magazine.

[5] Stone, B. (2010, April 27) Google’s Andy Rubin On Everything Android. From Bits [blog]. New York Times. Retrieved from http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/googles-andy-rubin-on-everything-android/

[6] Kwok, V.W (2009, July 22) Foxconn's Lost iPhone Tragedy, Forbes Magazine.

Steve Jobs: Man of The Year?

One of the very few ugly TIME covers
A 1983 Time Magazine article exposed the dark side of Steve. Michael Moritz wrote the article. He is now a Google board member who wrote 2010’s Return to the Little Kingdom: Steve Jobs and the Creation of Apple. Dan - employee #12 - said to Moritz,

"Something is happening to Steve that's sad and not pretty, something related to money and power and loneliness. He's less sensitive to people's feelings. He runs over them, snowballs them".[1]

It is rumoured that Steve never talked to Dan again. Steve was earmarked to be 1984’s Time Magazine Man of The Year; but after the world saw Steve’s true colours, the accolade went to The Computer instead. As of writing, he has been named many things, but never Time's Man of The Year.

Steve was becoming more and more alone by his own beautiful design. Woz - Employee #1 - found out that Steve had ripped him off back in the days when they were kids. Steve had promised Atari to make a game called Breakout. He asked Woz to build it. Steve once said that Woz “was the only person I met who knew more about electronics than me”. Woz was quoted as saying, “Steve didn’t know very much about electronics”.[2]  Woz did such a great job that the Atari staff had difficulty replicating Woz’s genius design for the final product. Steve told Woz that he received $700 from Atari to split between them. In fact, Atari had paid Steve five thousand dollars.  Furthermore, Woz worked without sleep for four days because Steve told him four days was Atari’s deadline. In fact, it was Steve’s deadline. He wanted Woz to finish the job in four days so he could be back at the commune in time for the apple harvest. Woz was so hurt when he found out that he cried. Woz confronted Steve. Rather than admit he had cheated his friend, Steve said that he couldn't remember what happened. Two years later, Woz permanently left full-time work at Apple.

If Woz had found out earlier about Steve's grift, he might never have helped Steve create Apple so many years ago in his parents’ garage. Over two decades later in an interview with Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania, Woz demonstrates that to forgive is divine:

I think Steve needed money and just didn't tell me the truth. He should have known me well enough to just come out and say he needed the money. It would sound odd, me doing the entire design and him getting all the money. I would have done it. He was a friend. You help your friends. When you judge Steve as a person - the great things he brings to the world versus, maybe, these encroachments on personal decency or personal honesty with other people or disrespect of people when they've worked very hard and do a great job… those are probably outweighed by the good that he does for the world… Nobody's perfect. Everybody is going to have cases where they did something bad to somebody, said something nasty to them and maybe regret it later.[3]
Steve’s misbehaviour is thoroughly discussed in the critically acclaimed bestselling book The No A…hole Rule: Building a Civilized Workplace and Surviving One That Isn't.  The author, Robert Sutton is a Stanford Professor of Management Science, praised by Business Week as one of the “B-School All Stars”.[4] Robert said to Fortune Magazine
As soon as people heard I was writing a book on a…holes, they would come up to me and start telling a Steve Jobs story. The degree to which people in Silicon Valley are afraid of Jobs is unbelievable. He made people feel terrible; he made people cry; but he was almost always right, and even when he was wrong.[5]
Meanwhile, everything looks great on the surface of Steve's life. At the Macintosh Black Tie party, he danced with an icon from his childhood, folk singer, Joan Baez. They waltzed between dinner courses to the music of the San Francisco Symphony Orchestra. Steve was 27 and Joan was 41. She had just performed at the 25th Grammys. The song she sang was ‘Blowin’ in The Wind’, written by her old flame, Bob Dylan. Steve has every album Dylan ever recorded. When the night ended, Steve drove the fifteen-minute journey home alone in his silver roadster. His Los Gatos house was very expensive, very fashionable, and very empty. There was a mattress and some cushions on the bare floor. The only adornment was a gaudy and grandiose painting by Maxfield Parrish.[6] Maxfield’s world, like Steve’s, was full of drama, unreality, and romanticised characters .
A fatal flaw lived deep inside the more shadowed part of Steve. Two millennia ago, the Ancient Greek philosopher, Aristotle, named this flaw “hamartia”. The trait leads to the inevitable downfall of the protagonist in a tragic drama. Steve believed that only he knew what was best for the world. He believed that he should control everything. He unwittingly passed this flaw onto the tiny closed world of his Mac.

[1] Moritz, M. (1983, January 3) The Updated Book Off Jobs. Time Magazine.

[2] Linzmayer, O.W. (2004) Apple Confidential 2.0: The Definitive History of the World’s Most Colorful Company. San Francisco: No Starch Press.

[3] Knowledge@Wharton (2008, February 20) Steve Wozniak on Apple, Steve Jobs and the Value of a Good Prank. Retrieved from http://knowledge.wharton.upenn.edu/article.cfm?articleid=1903

[4] Macsai, D. (2007, August 22) Powerful Profs. Business Week.

[5] Elkind, P. (2008 March 5) The Trouble With Steve Jobs. Fortune Magazine.

[6] Deutschman, A. (2000) The Second Coming of Steve Jobs. New York: Broadway