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Imagine...




From a passer-by in Steve’s neighbourhood, March 2010:

…and there he was in his kitchen window, black turtleneck and all, washing dishes. He just looked up at us, maybe 15 feet away. Nothing in between us but a window, no tall fence (a short, decorative, waist-high one). And we just walked on and proceeded to admire the apple orchard he has in his front yard, and even walked up his driveway a little to see his tulip garden.  [1]


Steve is sitting in his favourite rocking chair in his kitchen. A half-finished bowl of granola doused in apple juice left on the bench. Everything in his home is snow-blind white except for a small Indian drum that Steve picked up a long, long time ago. It rests beside the Apple Time Capsule.
Steve opens an advance copy of Tron Legacy that Disney sent him on his iPad. This is one of the perks of owning the biggest share of Walt’s company. He keeps playing back one particular scene. He streams it across space to the Apple TV unit. The gadget blinks once and sends the video to his seventy-inch Sony Bravia LCD. Steve reminds himself that all of these flat screen TVs in American homes are looking like that flat screens that broadcasted Big Brother in George Orwell’s novel.
He watches the film’s hero, Flynn. He wants to change the world, but he needs help. He creates a copy of himself called Clu. Flynn thinks because he made Clu that he can control him. The copy betrays him and banishes Flynn from the electronic Eden. Steve wonders how long it’s been since he last spoke to John Sculley. He ends play with a single gesture across the iPad’s surface.
He begins browsing through informationweek.com. His finger glides down the article. The headline reads, “Apple iPhone Use Shrinks, Android Grows" (Gonsalves, 2010).  The iPad navigates swiftly from one window to the other. He then touches a New York Times app and reads about his new nemesis, Android Andy:
It’s a numbers game. When you have multiple O.E.M.’s building multiple products in multiple product categories, it’s just a matter of time” before sales of Android phones exceed the sales of proprietary systems like Apple’s ... As to when that would happen, Mister Rubin said, “I don’t know when it might be, but I’m confident it will happen ....

... Open usually wins.[2]
Steve touches his YouTube app. He plays a clip from an L.A nightclub where blind-from-birth performer, Stevie Wonder, takes a break from his set to thank Steve for his iOS:

His company took the challenge in making his technology accessible to everyone. In the spirit of caring and moving the world forward, Steve Jobs… there's nothing on the iPhone or iPad that you can do that I can't do.[3]

Whereas, Android Andy had dropped the ball on accessibility.

Steve clicks on a four-year-old clip of himself at Macworld showing off his iPhone for the first time. The definition is sharper than any other iPad, or Apple product for that matter. The unit Steve is cradling a prototype iPad with “retina display”. The tech rumour mills argue over whether it’s possible or not - but there it is, in his hands.  He’ll hold back on the release of this technology for as long as is prudent. Apple has always been able, but not willing, to give their customers more bang for their buck; but, , of course it’s more profitable to sandbag the market.

The audio is loud and crystal-clear: “We have designed something beautiful for your hand”, the little Steve says. He sees an LED back-lit image of himself opening a pristine menu on the phone. He watches the Steve-image select and open a song...

“I walk a lonely road.
The only road that I have ever known.”

He gazes at himself painted in sixteen million electric colours. He watches himself become less of a man and more of a myth. Well, isn’t a myth simply a mirror? Steve has become a reflection of American hopes and delusions.

He opens his phonebook on his iPhone 4, rapidly finds a number not many people have, and dials it.

"Hey, four-eyes," Steve says to Bill.
"You can't call me that anymore. You have glasses too now", Bill laughs.
Steve looks down at his spectacles on the coffee table. They were designed to mimic his idol John Lennon.
"Yeah, but mine are cooler"
"You are fond of saying that".
Steve starts singing:
"I began to lose control,
I didn’t mean to hurt you,
I’m just a jealous guy,
I’m just a jealous guy."
"Oh jeez, Steve stop it. That’s terrible!" They both laugh.
Steve's iPhone 4 starts losing reception. Bill says,
"You're holding it wrong”
“Shut up, shut up, smartass,” Steve swaps his grip on the phone and then his tone changes from mirth to gravitas.
"Bill, I just wanted to tell you I appreciated what you said at the D5 conference a few years back."
"What’s that?"
"You know how you said about me, 'People come and go in this industry. It’s nice when somebody sticks around'".

Of course, Steve doesn't know where Bill is standing at the moment. Bill looks around at the Nigerian hospital ward. He sees a little girl receiving a polio vaccine paid for by Bill's foundation. He retired from the industry some time ago. Bill is not really 'around' anymore. However, he hasn't the heart to spoil Steve's epiphany.

"Hey, that's cool, Steve". Steve's smile is a little sad around the edges.
"Gotta favour to ask you. I’ll talk to you ‘bout it next week.”
"Okay. Bit busy right now; but look forward talkin’ again."
“Gotta go four-eyes. Got an empire to maintain.”
“Ha ha …”
Steve touches ‘end call’.

Lisa as she walks into the room wearing a smile with just a touch of curiosity. Lisa Brennan-Jobs is now a thirty-two year-old journalist. Her occasional observations can be found in Vogue
and The Oprah Magazine, among others. Lisa asks,

“Talking with your friend, Dad?”
Steve looks up at his daughter.
“Yeah, honey... my friend”. 

The following week, Facebook Mark arrives at Steve’s home to talk about social media. However, Mark realizes Steve may have had an ulterior motive when the surprise guest is Bill. Steve points out that both Bill and Mark are Harvard dropouts. “Although, Bill spent most of the time there playing poker with his buddies Allen and Ballmer. Do all you Harvard losers like poker too? How ‘bout a few rounds of Texas Hold’em?”

Bill produces a No.92 Club Special deck of cards. The red and white deck was a gift from The Dunes in Vegas before it was demolished and replaced with The Bellagio in the 1990s. He shuffles the cards as easily and naturally as a Zen monk breathes.

Mark plays with a youngster’s aggression and arrogance. There is much good-natured humour about the age of his hosts. Bill and Steve are a handful of months apart.
Over-playing your hand is one lesson that an avid poker player like Bill could teach Mark. It is the biggest mistake that most new players make. Bill explains:

“Playing a hand of this nature is like dancing in a mine field. It’s strong in a snapshot moment but not tough enough to cop the pressure from multiple drawing hands. This is why most experts tell you to fold a hand like six-seven pre-flop. When you do improve, it complicates things.  It could cost you so many more bets that it’s not worth speculating from the beginning.”

Mark’s glazed look causes a grin to play at the corner of Steve’s mouth. Bill was having fun confounding the lad.

“The cornerstone of poker is caution. There are lots of gamblers out there who love poker but hate the math. They will chase with eight-nine when the board comes A-6-7 and they won't let go. Like a pit-bull that’s got something by the jugular. They are holding out for that miracle five card so they can make so much cash this one time that it makes up for all the times they were chasing their tail. When you are in front, your mission is to take money from them, but not at the expense of your entire night.”

Bill looks over at Steve and winks conspiratorially. He takes a sip of water to hide a playful grin.
“When you are in front with one or two cards to come you gotta feel the texture of the board. Is it favourable? Is there a drawing-hand out there that was helped by the last card? What could your opponent have been plotting in order to hang on in the face of your pressure? If that third suited card drops you need to know for damn sure that your hand is still the best. If you have overplayed your hand from the get-go it will be too late,” said the world’s richest man.

Mark nods like a kid who is too afraid to tell coach that he doesn’t understand the play.

Steve adds helpfully, “You
spend so much time thinking of the ways you can win that you forget all the ways you can lose. My friend here, Bill… he always won – poker, business, whatever.”

“Sure, sure”, Marks keeps nodding because he doesn’t know what else to do. Steve almost feels sorry for him.

“Are you getting it? Are you getting it, Mark? You can screw people for only so long before it catches up to you and bites you in the ass. Only took eighteen months for the entire industry to switch from cheering you, to hating you”. He looks at Steve startled like he was just caught halfway through a lie.
Now he gets it.


[1] Gawker.com (2010, March 31) A Treasure Trove of Steve Jobs Stories [blog]. Nerdspotting.  Retrieved from: http://gawker.com/5506526/a-treasure-trove-of-steve-jobs-stories
 
[2] Stone, B. (2010, April 27) Google’s Andy Rubin On Everything Android. From Bits [blog]. New York Times. Retrieved from http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/googles-andy-rubin-on-everything-android/

[3] Brian, M. (2011, September 15 ) Stevie Wonder sings Steve Jobs’ praises for iOS accessibility. Retrieved from: http://thenextweb.com/apple/2011/09/15/stevie-wonder-sings-steve-jobs-praises-for-ios-accessibility/

Revenge of the Nerds

  Google Engineering VP & allround nice guy Vic Gundotra
A war was brewing and Android was getting a little cocky about their free-for-all advantage. Andy and his Google buddies decided “no more Mister Nice Guy”. During the Google Input/output keynote in May, 2010 VP of engineering Vic Gundotra decided to get tough on Apple. Look out, Steve. Vic sashays onto the stage wearing a lovely sweater and neat haircut looking like the nice affluent guy your daughter should bring home, but never does.  “I hope you enjoyed that party last night” he says with a grin that implies safe, suburban mischief (I am thinking cucumber sandwiches and punch). Then he begins telling a story about Andy’s prophecy of a future without Android, "He argued that if Google did not act, we faced a Draconian future, a future where one man, one company, one device, one carrier would be our only choice." There was applause; but not the rabid jubilation that Steve enjoys during his tirades. “That’s… a future… we don’t want,” Vic declares in his best big-boy voice. 

"You need people like me so you can
point your fingers and say 'hey
there's the bad guy!'" - Scarface
Behind him, an illustration attempts to throw Steve’s 1984 commercial back in his face. The graphic uses rather vague imagery of some slacker kid overlooking a bleak metropolis. It seems hastily thrown together from Google’s stock image library. Vic’s cute idea is to portray his company as revolutionaries at war with Big Brother. Of course, the Big Brother he is referring to is Steve – the same man who used this style of marketing melodrama with much more finesse than Vic the Volvo-driver did. Very few in the press were impressed, especially not Kara Swisher of The Wall Street Journal,
“Note to Google: A scary search behemoth with a stranglehold on Internet advertising isn’t really believable as a victim of “The Man”–in this case, Apple CEO Steve Jobs.”[1]
Vic went on to make his only valid point, “If you believe in openness, if you believe in choice, if you believe in innovation from everyone, then welcome to Android.”

[1] Swisher, K. (2010, May 21) Viral Video: Google’s Laughable–But Not So Funny–Apple Tantrum. BoomTown. All Things Digital. Retrieved from http://kara.allthingsd.com/20100521/viral-video-googles-laughable-but-not-funny-apple-tantrum/

Steve Jobs Learns That Content Is King ...again

Mobile app developers don’t like Steve's tightly controlled software fiefdom. Firstly, they need to buy a Mac to write an app for an iPhone or iPad. Steve had a philosophical spat with Adobe Flash, so developers can't use one of the most delicious carb-loaded ingredients in their programming soup. Steve has put restrictions on “sexy apps" in a noble gesture of preserving the good taste of Apple Inc. - thereby wiping out the most popular thing people want to see. “Folks who want porn can buy an Android,” Steve emailed one unhappy customer[1] (and I did). Mister Highbrow is fickle about what he lets people install on his toys. Mark Fiore’s political cartoon app was rejected for ridiculing public figures, and then it was suddenly approved after he won a Pulitzer Prize for Editorial Cartooning.[2]
 
Hungry developers who want to make apps can either dine at Steve’s exclusive five-star restaurant for US$100-300 registration fee, or pig-out at Android Andy’s all-you-can-eat buffet chain for only US$25. 

The end user is presented with a similar choice. Any app worth downloading on an iPad/Phone costs something. For example, iPad DJ, Rana June Sobhany, got bored waiting in line for her iPad so she began buying apps on her iPhone. By the time the store opened six hours later, she had bought $200 worth of music apps.[3] On the other hand, there is a bottomless pit of useful free apps available on Android. 

Have you heard this one?  “An Android user walks into a bar then leaves because the beer isn't free.” – tweeted by iMacthere4iAm.


[1] Siegler, M.G. (2010, April 19) Steve Jobs Reiterates: “Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone”. TechCrunch. Retrieved from http://techcrunch.com/2010/04/19/steve-jobs-android-porn/

[2] Stelter, B. (2010, April 25) Apple Allows a Cartoon App, and a Glimpse of Free Speech. New York Times.

[3] Mashable (2010, April 22) Interview with Rana June [video file]. Retrieved from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CsNCk9gbRs

The lost iPhone prototype

Steve could hear the thunder of a thousand Androids approaching in the distance. He remembers how he lost control of his Mac to an army of Windows-loaded copycats. Steve’s fatal flaw, his "urgency to control his immediate environment" reared its ugly head again. After his brush with death, Steve doesn’t have the energy anymore to continue pretending that he is a changed man since returning to his throne at Cupertino.
Steve had heard that Gray, one of his engineers, had left his iPhone 4 prototype at a The Gourmet Haus Staudt German beer garden, only half an hour's drive from work. He was celebrating his 27th birthday. Steve immediately rallied Apple's Worldwide Loyalty Team - or Steve's Gestapo, as his staff calls them.  If there's a leak, the team will lockdown the Apple campus, hunt down the traitor, and escort him out of the building. They are the last line of defence against losing control of the product news cycle.
So, what happened to the iPhone 4 prototype? Brian, a twenty-one year-old community volunteer found the unusual looking iPhone at the beer garden and called the Apple Help Centre to hand it in. He got no help from the help centre. Apparently they didn’t take him seriously. Brian was surprised at Apple's lack of interest. After trying in vain to do the right thing, who can blame him for deciding to sell the curiosity to the guys at Gizmodo? They love to check out new technology and talk about it on their site. Apple contacted Gizmodo and asked for the phone back. The Gizmodo Editor replied (paraphrased), "Yeah sure. Our guy, Jason, has it. Here's his address." Jason and his wife arrived home from a dinner date late one night and found the front door was smashed in by R.E.A.C.T (Rapid Enforcement Allied Computer Team) - Steve's S.W.A.T. Their mission is the "apprehension of the professional organizers of large-scale criminal activities".[1] Jason was searched for weapons and all of his computer equipment was confiscated. The warrant was found to be illegal and Gizmodo published the whole saga on their site as it happened.[2] The melodrama became so famous that it spawned one of the top ten words of 2010 in the urban dictionary: 

Protohype: The process of leaking a prototype device to generate buzz about a product you don't quite yet have ready for market to a friendly tech website who will promote the gizmo well before it's ready to go. Gizmodo's finding of that Apple iPhone 4G months before it’s released is clearly a case of protohype.[3]

 Urban Dictionary’s comment begs the question that Leander Kahney of Wired asks,
If Jobs was setting a canary trap, why would he need to sue the outlets of his misinformation? If it were a trap, the publication of any information he'd planted would be all he needed. Going on to sue the publications is an unnecessary step. (Unless he were trying to cover up the canary trap -- but this is too devious even for a spy novel).[4]
A picture begins to resolve of a man whose paranoia runs deeper than is defensible.
The picture got uglier when others rushed to Gray's defence. Woz got involved - which is always bad news for Steve. The cuddly old bear of Silicon Valley talked with Gizmodo at length about the evil shenanigans of his old friend. Gizmodo photographed Woz guzzling a cold one whilst wearing a t-shirt that declared "I went drinking with Gray Powell and all I got was this lousy iPhone prototype". In the same week, Lufthansa Airlines showed their support for Gray by rewarding him a free business class flight to the Munich to sample as much German beer as he can handle. When Andy was asked by New York Times how he would feel if an Android phone prototype got lost at a bar, he quipped, “I’d be happy if that happened and someone wrote about it …With openness comes less secrets.”[5] Sure, Andy.
When a prototype gets lost in China, however, the situation has much more dire consequences. Chinese iPhone factory clerk, Sun Danyong lost an iPhone a year before Gray's faux pas. For Sun there were no free flights, no amusing interviews with Gizmodo, nor did he get a hug from Woz. The twenty-five year-old was searched and beaten up in his own home by senior officials of his employer, Foxconn - who was contracted to build the phone. Sun grew up on a farm where survival is a daily struggle. He worked hard to climb his way out of poverty and managed to graduate from university only a year ago. Losing the iPhone was too much to bear. F. Scott Fitzgerald  wrote that the soul is at its lowest ebb around three am. That's the time Sun chose to jump from the twelfth floor of his unit block. Steve’s obsession with secrecy may be amusing in the West; but further down the supply chain, as it crosses into the East, his secrecy mutates into something uglier. Forbes Magazine  wondered if Steve’s corporate secrets are worth human lives.[6] How embarrassing for him.

[1] Retrieved from: http://www.reacttf.org

[2] Gizmodo. (2010, April 27) Police Seize Jason Chen’s Computers. Retrieved from: http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2010/04/police-seize-jason-chens-computers/

[4] Kahney, L. (2007, June 3) Steve Jobs, Spymaster. Wired Magazine.

[5] Stone, B. (2010, April 27) Google’s Andy Rubin On Everything Android. From Bits [blog]. New York Times. Retrieved from http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/googles-andy-rubin-on-everything-android/

[6] Kwok, V.W (2009, July 22) Foxconn's Lost iPhone Tragedy, Forbes Magazine.

iPhone Versus Android

Only eight months after Steve declared that he had reinvented the phone, Information Week announced that Google had created the iPhone’s archenemy - the Android operating system.[1] Android was built by Andy Rubin. The name and logo was copied from the video game, Gauntlet: The Third Encounter, made for Steve’s old employer, Atari. Andy liked to play with the handheld game while he cut his engineering teeth working at Apple. Like Steve, Andy has a penchant for black sweaters - but without the turtleneck. He is also is a tyrant perfectionist. “Rubin kept saying the handset has to be thinner," mumbled one tired Google team member to Michael Arrington of Washington Post, "so we made it thinner".[2] However, the stooped engineer lacks the rock-star presence of his old boss. As Bill did with Windows, Andy would rather ship his idea in many machines rather than one. He pimps out Android to any device maker that wants it. Andy’s not fussy like Steve. Motorola, Samsung, Sony, Acer, Dell, HTC, and LG are all having a good time using Android. Whereas, the Apple iOS remains locked in its arranged marriage to the iPhone.
One can only imagine the awkward Apple board meetings with Steve at one end of the table and Google’s CEO seated at the other. Cast your mind back to when Steve introduced “Doctor Eric” during the iPhone keynote. Eric rubbed his hands together and said to Steve,
“I've had the privilege of joining the board and there's a lot of relationships between the boards, and I thought we, uh, could just sort of merge the companies and we can call it Applegoo (polite laughter). Umm, but I'm not a marketing guy. Um, what I liked about this new device, and the new architecture of the internet, is that you can actually merge without merging… Steve, my congratulations to you, this product is going to be HOT.”  
Steve replied, "As a board member you'll get one of the first ones!"[3]
It was later revealed that Eric showed off the secret iPhone prototype to his mistress, Kate Bohner. She described Steve as “just a stoned Jesuit priest lost in his garden” in her blog, “Recovery Girl 007”. Kate’s blog explored in detail her d/evolution from a spoilt cocaine-addicted corporate journalism pin-up to a born-again hippy rich enough to buy herself into a Buddhist nunnery (Kate struck a special deal so she didn’t have to shave off her perfectly styled coiffure in the name of Buddhist modesty). She also spilled the beans on her billionaire lover, codenamed “Doctor Strangelove”. Her blog was swiftly shut down by Doctor Eric. He and Google own the publishing service she was using (also the one I use).[4]
When Steve found out that Eric was building an Android phone, Steve screamed at him.[5]  It’s no wonder that Eric and his elegant wife were never invited to Steve’s home for dinner. For two years, the rival CEOs stared down that long stretch of mahogany board at one another until Eric and Apple finally parted ways. CNNMoney reported that breakup was “mutual”.[6] Two years later, at the Silicon Valley dinner with US President (and Apple fanboy) Obama, Steve sat on Obama’s left whilst Eric was kept at a safe distance at the other end of the table.

By the time the 3GS version was released, Steve was named Fortune Magazine's CEO of the Decade in December 2009. During the previous decade, the same magazine called him a “snake oil salesman”.[7] It was the iPhone that changed the magazine’s tune.
December was also when the first Android-installed iPhone-Killer appeared. This came only two years after Steve said his iPhone was five years ahead of anything else. The Motorola XT800 ZHISHANG had all the things that Steve told us were exclusive only to his iPhone: multi touch screen, accelerometer, proximity meter, and light meter. What happened to the 200 patents Steve had boasted? The ZHISHANG had more of everything that mattered to the customer: bigger screen, bigger camera, more picture resolution, more ram, and a thinner body.
Sometimes his products are trumped even before they are released. Steve claimed his Macbook Air was the "The World's Thinnest Notebook" in 2008.[8] However, Wired Magazine pointed out that a decade prior to the Air, Mitsubishi’s Pedion was thinner by a millimetre .[9] Splitting such hair’s breadths is just an example of both the IT media and IT industry’s ridiculous obsession with thinovation. It’s as tragic as a bulimic girl staring at the other skinny girls in the locker room thinking, “If I just threw up a few more times, I might be thinner.” Frightened, she looks around and finds a room full of competitors. Like Steve, she wants to be the special one.
In the face of competition, Steve always maintained that tech spec and volume sales don’t mean anything because his stuff is cooler. The market seemed to agree. By May, 2011, Apple had flown past Google as the world’s most valuable brand.[10] For three years, Aston Martin and the iPod vied for top position on the UK’s coolbrands list. In 2010, the iPod was bumped down to third place behind the iPhone.[11]
This was the same year that the iPhone began appearing on the walls of fine art galleries. The Chicago Art Department showed an exhibition entitled “iPhone, Therefore iArt”. 73-year-old British art legend, David Hockney, painted flowers on his iPhone using the “Brushes” app, and emailed them to his curator.[12] He was attracted to the iPhone’s luminous retina display. [13]  The flowering of Apple art is the culmination of a dream finally realised by Steve who has always wanted his tools to inspire artists. Excited by this development, Apple began a program called Pixels to feature iPhonographic artists who submit their work via an app called PixelEx. On the other hand, Android art remains a fringe dweller. Cool art, however doesn’t satisfy shareholders whose only concern is Apple’s bottom line. The exploding population of Androids poses a very real threat to their investment.

[1] Claburn, T. (2007, September 19) Google’s Secret Patent Portfolio Predicts gPhone. Information Week. 

[2] Arrington, M (2010, January 5) Andy Rubin Has Some Steve Jobs In Him. Washington Post. 

[3] SF Macworld 2007 Keynote Address - Eric Schmidt on stage [video clip] Retrieved from: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vtdamKEcH8o

[4] Ninemsn.com. (2010, February 24) Google CEO ‘shut down mistress’s blog. Retrieved from: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/1016411/google-ceo-shut-down-mistresss-blog

[5] Yarrow, J. (2010, March 22) The First Time Steve Flipped Out On Eric Schmidt. Posted in Velocity [blog] in forbes.com. Retrieved from: http://blogs.forbes.com/velocity/2010/03/22/the-first-time-steve-jobs-flipped-out-on-eric-schmidt/

[6] Goldman, D. (2009, August 3) Google CEO Schmidt leaves Apple. Retrieved from: http://money.cnn.com/2009/08/03/technology/schmidt_google_apple_board/

[7] Deutschman, A. (1993, February 8) STEVE JOBS' NEXT BIG GAMBLE The legendary entrepreneur aims to survive by turning a hardware maker into a major player in software. Fortune Magazine.

[8] Moren, D. & Snell, J. (2008, January 16) Expo Keynote – LiveUpdate. macworld.com. Retrieved from: http://www.macworld.com/article/131486/2008/01/liveupdate.html

[9] Bezchizza, R. (2008, January 16) Mitsubishi Pedion Thinner Than Macbook Air. Wired Magazine.

[10] Culpan, T (2011, May 9) Apple Brand Value at $153 Billion Overtakes Google for Top Spot. From Bloomberg.com. Retrieved from: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-05-09/apple-brand-value-at-153-billion-overtakes-google-for-top-spot.html

[11] Wallop, H. (2010, September 28) iPhone knocked off Cool Brands list by Aston Martin. The Guardian.

[12] Isenberg, B. (2011, January 11) David Hockney's friends in art: the iPad and iPhone. Los Angeles Times.

[13] Gayford, M (2010, October 20) David Hockney’s iPhone and iPad art. The Daily Telegraph.